Skeletons in my closet =0

Sep 22

I kind of miss being someone

Sep 20

jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk:

this is literally just a minute of pop punk bands saying the word “friends” clipped together and it is amazing

Sep 20

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

Sep 20

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

Sep 20

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

Sep 20
wordcubed:

stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

This is much more beautiful than whatever it was supposed to look like.

wordcubed:

stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

This is much more beautiful than whatever it was supposed to look like.

Sep 20
Sep 18
Sep 17

When a guy finally proposes to me, I’m going to tell everyone he went to Jared whether or not he got me a ring…because that just seems like the only reasonable way to break that kind of news

Sep 17
thelastmellophone:

mischievouslaufeyson:

sktagg23:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I’m still charged 5% tax on sanitary products because they’re classed as ‘non-essential’ by the government. 

What the motherfuck.

Solve this by bleeding on everything they love.

*AGGRESSIVELY PROJECTILE BLEEDING AT POLITICIANS* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. POLITICIAN?

thelastmellophone:

mischievouslaufeyson:

sktagg23:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I’m still charged 5% tax on sanitary products because they’re classed as ‘non-essential’ by the government. 

What the motherfuck.

Solve this by bleeding on everything they love.

*AGGRESSIVELY PROJECTILE BLEEDING AT POLITICIANS* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. POLITICIAN?

Sep 17
Sep 17

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid